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[Paw Paw Miaw]

This game... oh boy, I remember playing it WITH 4 OR 5 YEARS and losing so misserably, while my mom watched and mocked me, now, almost 15 years later or so, I beat the crap out of this thing, WHO IS THE NOOB NOW MOM?

[Total Party Kill]

lol, very good and original. poor knight, he stays alive and alone only one time and stays alive like 2 more times with the real fucker, that mage is the real fucker, the knight is the bitch and the ranger is the mage's helper but with more luck than the poor knight

[Out of Reach]

cool. BUT FUCK, HE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULDN'T SAY. though that is why this game has a distinct humor and it is what makes this game not the same as the other date simulators

[Larcin Lazer]

very funny, and i admit that i put my finger on the screen to guide myself lol. gg

[MEMEBOARD]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i remember liking this shit so much nack in 2012, i was just a kid and i now know that this isn't very good but it is nostalgic boi

[The Room Tribute]

it is great but HOW DO I EAT A SANDWICH DAMN IT

[Heart Star]

it's easy till the last 2 levels (damn the level 29 was hard) the controls are borderline perfect but that level is hard to manouver anyway.
this game is simple, fun, maybe short but enjoyable and exactly the tipe of quality that a flash game should have, 9/10... oh and the music is FUCKIN' PRECIOUS.
plus: the art is LOVELY yet simple but i love that stetic (check my pixelarts and you will now that i love it)

[Alien Hominid]

well i have got to say that the controls in this demo are not that grate but they work, and this got soooooooo much better in the PS2 version (damn this is old), anyway as almos every Tom Fulp & Dan Paladin game it is H I S T O R I C A L.
2023 update: I finally beated it after 12 years or so of casually playing this. and it still was difficult as hell.

[Madness Accelerant]

Pretty fun, gorgeous, "show accurate" and difficult, just lovely.
It is the best option if you always wanted to LIVE that EPIC part 7 of the Madness series.
and again, TOM FULP, well i was hoping Dan Paladin to participate here but nope, anyway this is a great game and in proofs that the duo doesn't need to be together forever, they can make a good game by their own.

[Madness interactive]

well... the idea is ok and i think here started the whole idea for project nexus (maybe the best madness game ever) but it really needs a cursor like that game, also is not that fun and variable.
but that is not fault of the game, it is beacouse it came out when almost non chapter have arrived yet, it didn't even came out after APOTHEOSIS